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I reblog things I love.

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

cosimaniehaus267:

dealanexmachina:

If you ever feel bad about failing to save your work before your computer crashes, just remember that the Dyad Institute had made one of the greatest accomplishments in genetic history and failed to back up their only copy.

I was going to tag this with the fandom, but decided I wanted to make the people who don’t understand squirm.

thenerdvoice:

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

America’s First Lady, ladies and gentlemen.

thenerdvoice:

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

America’s First Lady, ladies and gentlemen.

thenerdvoice:

the-random-thought-caravan:

Angie Harmon 

ALS Ice Bucket challenge

Did they just throw a freakin bunch of ice coobs at her!?

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

Also…”coobs”?

baby-make-it-hurt:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

baby-make-it-hurt:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

healthfitnesshumour:

I don’t think my upper body strenght is that strong yet for this, but damn. I can imagine what it can do for your arms. 

healthfitnesshumour:

I don’t think my upper body strenght is that strong yet for this, but damn. I can imagine what it can do for your arms.